This year we put up two quote boards on Friday night and let people fill them over the weekend. The photos below are linked to the Go Play NW Flickr pool, where you can view larger versions of each.



Here are the quotes in no particular order.

"We don't get money for free! Well we do, but..." - Jonathan Lemer

"Where is the great Pop-O-Matic RPG of our time?" - Phil LaRose

"June 6, 1944: Dear diary, almost fucking died." - Paul Riddle

"RVT Chips: The short description. Blue = make me awesome, White = challenge me, Red = fuck me over" - succinctly summarized by Christian

"Did you really kick a man until blood came out his ears?" - Ogre, as the Interviewer
"Well, it was only one ear..." - Tony, as Horse the roadie

"Just pee in your pants. Be a man." - Christian, on Jungle Speed etiquette

"We will revel in the glory of the Cupcake covered in children's vomit." - Mucha (Jeremy)

"Everyone's a winner in the Pain Lottery... now who wants cupcakes?!" - the Marquis Heinrich von Hate (Ryan Macklin)

"Is there anyone who hasn't had their face against the plexiglass this game??" - unknown Wall Street Roach player

"What's a dirty trick I could play on a turtle?" - Matt
"Put him on his back?" - Brendan

"The undead taint of vampirism" - Principia character sheet (Tony Dowler)

"Is it me, or are these jokers a lot tougher now?" - The Hype
"We're always stronger in vengeance." - Doctor Steel

"I killed Liberace in a dirty truck stop bathroom with a pneumatic air gun." - Darrin

"Yeah, fuckin' Duck Hunt!" - Joe McDonald as Tuck Allard

"I'm as happy as a cat in a fishstorm." - Kingston

"They were levitating at me, sir." - Trooper Marriot

"Okay, you've traded away your relationships with Mehny, your roommates, your friends, and your grandmother, and all your memories of them in exchange for Del Shannons' talent." - Carl Rigney, GMing DRYH

"Only boring people are boring." - Brian's dad
"I guess everyone in this car is really fucking boring, then, dad." - Brian

"How wet are you, Lieutenant?" - Corporal Sanchez, 3:16

"These assassins always work alone." - Pranav
- Later -
"There's a whole bunch of guys working alone down here!" - Ziff

"This game is a lot like Trollbabe, only with explosions." - Wilhelm, describing Danger Patrol

"My God, I knew it! An invisible zeppelin!" - Matt, as Prof. Clive Bradbury, Atomic Professor

"I'm a curious elf... here, dwarf, take one." - Wizard the wizard elf (Julian), investigating mysterious gems with the help of Ugly the warrior dwarf (Jonathan)

"I don't even know what a Tuscan salad is, but it's delicious!" - Joe McDonald as Tuck Allard

"I need to get something to eat..."
"Jackson Tegu is right there."

"So what are we going to do now?"
"Start rolling better..." - Lady Blackbird crew

"We're cool right? I have a bag of drugs! You could sell it, and we could split it!" - Matthew, Fiasco

"Baby, quesitons are stupid." - Joe McDonald, Danger Patrol

Referring to a 12-pound mountain Howitzer: "That's a fine gun! Don't you think it should be used to help those in need?" - Ping, Fiasco

"You take a reduced hit... and the reason is... (uh)... you did what you did." - John Harper, Danger Patrol Ep. 11

"Next year: Shab-Al-Hiri NASCAR! or Mowtown Roach!"

"So are you saying you pull a rare steak out of your beard?"
"Yeah."

"Just lie back and think of Stalin" - Adam, Poland, 1944

"If you're going to destroy us, find a... nondestructive way of doing it." - Julian

"Live long and prosper all OVER those motherfuckers!" - Ryan Macklin as Marquis Wolfgang von Hate

"Joe, I think you should start more stories with 'I have this machine at home that...'" - Julian

"This is satisfying but not satisfactory." - Dr. Steel, mastermind

"Mommy, promise you won't kill any more people, please?" - Lucrezia Borgia's illegitimate son
"Gimme a couple of days, sweetie." - her response

"You can't stop the future!" - Jackson Tegu
"You can't burn the past!" - David Drake

"Actually, I don't really consider myself a stoner." - Michael

"The only card you need is the Ace of Spaces, sir." - Johnzo, proving his humanity in 3:16

"Do you know how to bury a body?" - Baron Henrich von Hate to a little kid

"OK so far, we've got heroic monsters, villainous humans, lesbian sadomasochism, and domestic violence." - Kingston, summarizing the plot up to this point
"& then everyone died in a ball of Flame!" - added comment

"It's Antarctica. You drink, you fuck, you bowl." - Dr. Alphonse Capresi, Fiasco

"Oh, right. Because I'm the spooky art chick, I'm supposed to cut myself to see if I still feel?" - Micky as Jessie McCullough in DRYH

"I wasn't actually punching that kid... we were high-fiving." - Marquis von Hate

"Do I look like I need a donut?" - random woman on the street to Chris Bennett

"The Mjolnir-i-phone of Harper-Thor sits lonely on a cloud." - Mythender, ending John Harper as Thor

"I beat the zombies off... That sounds really bad."
"Yeah."

"This ripple of Socratic knowledge blasts out, and the zombies drop their weapons." - Johnzo, Mythender

"I veto consciousness." - Julian

"If someone asks you if you want to punch a child-bot in the face, you say YES!" - Jeremy Z

"My humble clothes can no longer conceal my rich plumage." - Johnzo
"I take it this happens in the middle of the orgy..." - Ryan

"You're arm-wrestling him with your brain!" - John Harper, Danger Patrol Ep. 11 PRIMATE INFERNO

"Whose side are you on—anal or non-anal?" - Chris Bennett, Wall Street Roach

"You've got that gamer smile on your face." - Tony

"As a mutant, I react unstably to all dimensions, including my own." - Joe McDonald, mutant warrior, Danger Patrol Ep. 11

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"You're fired!"
- The Upgrade

"You think I can pull 25mm ammo out of my ass? Bring me some women!!" - Wotcjek

"I'm really sorry we're here." - David R. Drake, tenderly apologizing for mythending

"It's the Entropy Engine."
"What does it do?"
"IT MAKES NOTHING."

"With enough danger, you can accomplish anything!" - John Powell

"Damn this danger that we're always in!" - Andrew Mentum, Danger Patrol

"I apologize, I am probably going to win." - Ryan M.F. Internet, teaching Race for the Galaxy

"Cry! Nioque! Cry!" x4 - all the Beast Hunters

"School Bus
(not a threat)" - on an index card

"Are you sure you want Janine to come over to your apartment, Kenny? I mean, she doesn't have a penis." - Taylor Sudds, Nicotine Girl