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GPNW 2008 Quote Boards
For GPNW 2008, we set up an easel for people to write down their favorite quotes throughout the day. Here's what was remembered for posterity, in no particular order from top to bottom of the pages.
"The Second Coming of Christ takes a five-foot step." - Christian
"If you don't watch the Super mega happy fun hour, the Canadians will win." - Will H.
"You're at the end of my fist!" - Dan S.
"I run in some direction." - Ryan
"We shine some light into the jungle, and if it shoots back, it's not the Captain? God Bless the US F--kin' Navy." - Johnzo
"She snorts his ashes to be closer to him." - Chris B.
"I tear his heart out and eat it." - Nathan
"This is not the first zeppelin cathedral that I've sabotaged." - Lukas
"Glory time, Flyboy!" - Anna Lin
"I do my best severed head imitation." - Ogre
"Hey baby, you wanna go back to my vat?" - Brandon
"Hold on... I need a 2-minute reboot to do God." - Johnzo
"I'm Xeno Fury, baby!" - Xeno Fury (John Harper)
"Are they an endangered species?" - Jeremy
"I'm like a freakin' mix tape... of street luge." - Death Laser Lukas
"Quality is overrated." - John Kim
"Sqwaaak!" - Ben Lehman as a strangled swan
"This fuel line has been pistol-whipped!" - Chris Bennet
"Chocolate chip cookies?? This is the best siege ever!!" - Chris B
"There is no running away in the face of adversity in Jungle Speed." - Joe McDonald
"Reset password to: Zinfandel." - Tony Dowler
"Damn, the EPA is going to be pissed." - Ogre
"Is anyone on my side? Does anyone want to nuke the world?" - Lukas
"It looked so flammable!" - Lesley
"Post-apocalyptic France... it starts like Shrek, and ends like like Akira." - (no attribution)
"Please get your terminology straight; this game [4th edition D&D] has been out for like negative a week." - Doug B.
"The soccer mom is the only survivor." - Lukas
"Oh great god of lawful goodness, please destroy all evil in this game!" - Alan
"Good! Roofs don't have a lot of words." - Winston [ed: did we have a Winston, or should this be Wilson?]
"Oh, missed on two again! Wait, I... get... pluses..." - Jackson
"You made me write on my pants!" - Brendan
[Plus three bonus quotes that didn't actually make it onto the board!]
"There is no looking at cute women in Jungle Speed!" - Joe McD
"...then the other insignificant characters do some damage to the dragon..." - Jackson
"We're gonna play Polaris on the way back in the car." - Daniel
DAY 1
"Oh Brandon, don't deprotragonize the GM." - Chris Bennett
"The Second Coming of Christ takes a five-foot step." - Christian
"If you don't watch the Super mega happy fun hour, the Canadians will win." - Will H.
"You're at the end of my fist!" - Dan S.
"I run in some direction." - Ryan
"We shine some light into the jungle, and if it shoots back, it's not the Captain? God Bless the US F--kin' Navy." - Johnzo
"She snorts his ashes to be closer to him." - Chris B.
"I tear his heart out and eat it." - Nathan
"This is not the first zeppelin cathedral that I've sabotaged." - Lukas
"Glory time, Flyboy!" - Anna Lin
"I do my best severed head imitation." - Ogre
"Hey baby, you wanna go back to my vat?" - Brandon
"Hold on... I need a 2-minute reboot to do God." - Johnzo
"I'm Xeno Fury, baby!" - Xeno Fury (John Harper)
"Are they an endangered species?" - Jeremy
"They're about to be." - Brendan
"I'm like a freakin' mix tape... of street luge." - Death Laser Lukas
"Quality is overrated." - John Kim
"Sqwaaak!" - Ben Lehman as a strangled swan
"This fuel line has been pistol-whipped!" - Chris Bennet
"Chocolate chip cookies?? This is the best siege ever!!" - Chris B
DAY 2
"How come the dark forms are never helpful? They're always bad." - John Harper
"There is no running away in the face of adversity in Jungle Speed." - Joe McDonald
"Reset password to: Zinfandel." - Tony Dowler
"Damn, the EPA is going to be pissed." - Ogre
"Is anyone on my side? Does anyone want to nuke the world?" - Lukas
"It looked so flammable!" - Lesley
"Post-apocalyptic France... it starts like Shrek, and ends like like Akira." - (no attribution)
"Please get your terminology straight; this game [4th edition D&D] has been out for like negative a week." - Doug B.
"The soccer mom is the only survivor." - Lukas
"Oh great god of lawful goodness, please destroy all evil in this game!" - Alan
"Good! Roofs don't have a lot of words." - Winston [ed: did we have a Winston, or should this be Wilson?]
"Oh, missed on two again! Wait, I... get... pluses..." - Jackson
"You made me write on my pants!" - Brendan
"Oh, sorry... at least you didn't lose your pants." - Joe McDonald
[Plus three bonus quotes that didn't actually make it onto the board!]
"There is no looking at cute women in Jungle Speed!" - Joe McD
"...then the other insignificant characters do some damage to the dragon..." - Jackson
"We're gonna play Polaris on the way back in the car." - Daniel
"But only if Daniel is driving." - Chad
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